難以置信 Unbelievable

Unbelievable

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother 
what he had learned in Sunday school.

“Well, Mom, our teacher told us 
how G‑d sent Moses behind enemy lines 
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. 

When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers 
build a pontoon bridge, 
and all the people walked across safely. 
Then, he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters 
for reinforcements. 
They sent bombers to blow up the bridge, 
and all the Israelites were saved.”

“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?” 
his mother asked.

“Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, 
you’d never believe it!”